1. tnabelcher:

    If I cant bring the spoon to my face ILL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

    (Source: thepenjones, via snowwhitest)

  2. "You’re going to have sex, get pregnant and be ruined for the rest of your life."

    (Source: realitytvbitch, via tealwig)


  3. caiju:




    *does laundry but like in a punk way*


    *does laundry but in a musical theatre way*


    *does musical theatre but in a punk way*


    (Source: ryanxross, via badassbroadwaybitches)


  4. ex0skeletal:

    Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

    (via popolvuhz)

  5. (Source: lovequotesrus, via tybloids)

  7. christinefriar:

    theredhungrybird: Judi Dench’s message to Daniel Craig for winning The Britannia Awards British Artist of the Year 2012 [x]

    "She makes these like needlework embroideries on set in the tedium of filming", says MacFadyen, "but they are all: ‘You Are a Cunt’. And she gives them as presents. And it’s Dame Judi Dench. And she is doing this beautifully, intricate, ornate (work). You kind of see the work materializing as the shoot goes on. Like: ‘You Are a Fucking Shit.’" [via]

    (Source: starkky, via timetoleave-thewoods)


  8. canadianslut:

    when my straight friends tell me about their relationship problems/breakups 

    (via fulltimeheterophobe)

  9. (Source: de4thstarr, via pizza)

  10. "As an actor, you’re listening to the other person and always trying to be present and take everything they’re giving you, but when they’re not there, you have to produce that yourself."

    (Source: maslanydaily, via kristenwiiggle)


  11. feministsongs:

    Marina and the Diamonds - Teen Idle

    "I wish I’d been a, wish I’d been a teen, teen idle
    Wish I’d been a prom queen fighting for the title
    Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible
    Feeling super, super, super suicidal
    The wasted years, the wasted youth
    The pretty lies, the ugly truth
    And the day has come where I have died
    Only to find I’ve come alive”

    (via sleepnymph)

  12. (Source: matchingvnecks, via surejan)

  13. (Source: youtube.com, via organzah)


  14. elimin8theimpossible:





    bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

    how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

    ask a lesbian


    this is never not funny

    (via lightninginourbottle)

  15. What I’ve discovered is that in art, as in music, there’s a lot of truth - and then there’s a lie. The artist is essentially creating his work to make this lie a truth, but he slides it in amongst all the others. The tiny little lie is the moment I live for, my moment. It’s the moment that the audience falls in love.

    (Source: gorditaputa, via front-row-fish)